jehovahhthickness:

Literally cracking up 😂😂😂

6ilit:

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pearlmarley:

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Me after reading this trying to save my life

unpretty:

unpretty:

one time i went to a work event with my dad and he was talking about some celebrity and one of the other guys there was like “i have no idea how you know all this stuff, i’m too old for this” and dad was like, “oh, you know, i’ve got teenagers” in a very ‘they force me to watch their garbage’ sort of way at which point i realized dad had been using me as a smokescreen for his love of mtv for years

when i was younger he would always let me bring my gameboy along to keep me entertained and then he would ask what i was up to in enough detail to establish that he had a basic understanding of pokemon, in order to establish dominance over the other, non-pokemon-understanding parents

sassdesolenne:

queensugardaily:

Bonus:

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Literally what I tell my kids. Every. Damn. Day.

aryolsblog:

bumboclxxt:

prepfordwife:

I can’t believe this is only 15 seconds.

That dark skin Aunt Viv vibe

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thejory:

The Rage Room

marxferatu:

virgos be like: why aren’t you using the lettuce knife :/

The memes of 2015

memedocumentation:

septemberfirst1989:

memedocumentation:

(N.B. The months below offer only a loose means to put the memes in rough chronological order. Some memes may have started earlier, but Meme Documentation just aims to give a rough outline as to when the memes became popular.)

January

February

March

April

May

June

July

August

September

October

November

December

relics of a better time

relics of a better time indeed

memedocumentation:

Me when my gf is breaking up with me: I can;t mcfreaking lose you

*goes to hell*

shnickmann:

Satan: hi welcome to chili’s